Anyway, Hasbro... if you ever and I mean EVER make a My Little Pony Friendship is Magic movie, this story right here is what you need to base it on.
Holy shit why is this not a published book? This was seriously the best bit of literature I have ever seen, I literally cannot wait for the next few chapters. My review on the chapters so far, 9/10 and for including ponies you get a full 10/10.